Please Cutty Come Back

   

This video pretty much explains exactly how I feel right now.  Simply amazing.

Bye Bye Buehrle

Well, it is official, Mark Buehrle is no longer a White Sox.  Buehrle just signed a 4 year $56 million with Miami Marlins.  It is not surprising though.  We all knew he was gone after last season and that he wanted to go to AAAA the National League where he will just dominate.

Here are a few photos and videos that explain Buehrle's awesomeness...

In Hanie We Trust

Everything was fantastic.  Jay had just played a great game, the Bears had won their 5^th game in a row and frankly looked as good as any team in the NFL not name the Green Bay Packers.  And then it happens, I check my twitter and it is just filled with reports that Cutler has broken the thumb on his throwing hand and may be out for the season.  This sucks, the season is over.

Or is it…

The 2011 Adam Dunn Highlight Reel

 

I can't believe this is even 13 seconds long.  Well, no worries White Sox fans, I'm sure Robin Ventura with his 0 days of managing experience will have Adam Dunn crushing 40 home runs next year.

Taiwan Breaks Down the NBA Lockout

 

God bless the people of Taiwan (yes, I assume the entire country made this video) and their amazing informational videos.  I thought I had a pretty good grasp on what was going on with the NBA lockout, but this video really helped me understand some crucial aspects of what is really going on.  Here are the most important things I learned from this video that I didn’t already know about the lockout.

Jay Cutler's Crazy Pink Pants Swag

Oh, alright, cue all the Cutler haters.  Look at that moron.  He is back together with that reality whore Kristen Cavalari (when we all know he should be dating LC instead) and he is wearing totally "gay" pink pants. He should be practicing instead of wearing pink pants in public.  Worst quarterback ever. 

Well not so fast my friends.

NUTSHOT!!!

That's right.  You come down to Champaign and you are gonna get kneed in the groin and sent home with a loss.  One game suspension...well worth it.  I-L-L

Marion Barber Flips on his Face

Even when the Bears win, they screw up something and in this case it is the celebration.  In case you didn’t notice Marion Barber decided it was an awesome idea to do a back flip after he scored a touchdown in the Bears 34-29 victory over the Panthers on Sunday.  Well, it might have been an even more awesome idea if Marion Barber could do a back flip.  Check out the video after the jump to see what I mean.

Vaya Con Dios Ozzie

Well that was one crazy ride.  For those of you that haven’t heard, Ozzie Guillen has been traded to the Florida Marlins for two minor leaguers, ending the most entertaining managerial reign in Chicago baseball history.  I’m pretty sure that is an indisputable fact.  He gave us 2 division titles, 1 AL Pennant, 1 World Series title, about 100 crazy news stories, and about 1,000 insane unintelligible quotes.  I don’t know another manager that put up numbers like that.

I'M BACK

Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for … eh … um … months. 

Ok, it’s been awhile but I think it’s time for this blog to revived.  My tens of fans have been clamoring for the blog to come back and I can’t let them down.  I’ll figure out a way to keep the blog rolling while actually having a full time job (I’m not, not writing this blog at work and emailing it to myself).  Instead of a few posts a day, like in the glory days, it’s going to be a few posts a week.

Garrett Wolfe is Keeping Busy During the Lock Out

ChicagoBreakingSports.com  Free-agent running back Garrett Wolfe, who played for the Bears the last four seasons, was arrested early Sunday in Miami Beach after he refused to pay a bill of nearly $1,600 at a local nightclub, police said.
Wolfe, 26, has been charged with retail theft over $300, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest with violence and disorderly conduct, according to Miami-Dade County booking information. He was being held on $11,500 bond and, according to county records, was still in custody Sunday evening.

Apparently Garrett Wolfe has taken his talents to South Beach.  We have heard this story before, local sports star, plays for the local pro team, decides to go down to Miami and all of a sudden everybody is out to get him.  Haters gonna hate.


P.S. - That would be a top notch celebrity mugshot, if anybody outside of Chicago knew who Garrett Wolfe was.

Chicago, We Might Have a Problem

That game last night scared me.  Not because of the final score or even that now the Bulls are down 2-1 in the series.  What scared me was how much that game reminded me of game two.  The Heat smothered the Bulls defensively in game two and the Bulls didn’t appear to have an answer for it in game three either.  It’s the same stuff they have been seeing since the Indiana series, doubling Rose high off the pick and roll and making him give up the ball early so the other players have to make plays.  The difference is that that Heat are faster, quicker and just flat out, better at doing it, than either the Hawks or the Pacers.

Tom Brady Looks Ridiculous...Again

 

It has been getting harder and harder to be the #1 Tom Brady fan in Chicago and this picture certainly isn’t helping at all.  What are you doing here, Tom?  You look like a fool.  I mean if you insist on riding a water slide during the lockout, at least lay down on it so you can go as fast as possible.  What’s the point of a water slide anyway if you are just gonna sit up and go slow?  You might as well have just stayed in the lazy river. 

R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage

 

Great wrestler, great outfits, great mic skills and great Slim Jim spokesman.  Oooooh yeeeaaaahhhh...Macho Man, you will be missed.  I hope you and Miss Elizabeth are together in that big squared circle in the sky.

Carlos Boozer is as Bad at Rapping as Playing Defense

 

"Mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2.

Mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2.

Dream, believe it, do it...let's go,

Already know I cross 'em over, take 'em to the hole.

Look back, thank God, look forward trust God.

That's why when I'm in the paint, you know I go hard.

Might go baseline one time in the future,

Run back down the court, like you know it was Boozer.

I used to be another lil' fella with some hoop dreams,

Now I got the game laced up...shoestrings."

They aren't saying Boooooooozer, they are just booing.  This is just terrible and only accentuated by the fact that, Twista raps after him, and Twista can actually...you know...rap.  At least he closed with his best line, so that you might forget the rest of the crap before it.

Hawks Have Gone Fishin'

I know it's a little late for this "Gone Fishin'" picture, but last night was the first TNT game since the Hawks were eliminated.  And since I said that I would post all of these for each team the Bulls eliminated, and people seem to like it, here it is.  So is the dude from the Hangover and The Office from Atlanta?  I know Cee-Lo is and that is how he got to go fishing with the Hawks.

P.S. - Do NBA players actually go fishing after the season?  I was always under the impression that they went to Vegas with their boys.

Get Me This Taj Gibson Poster

WOW!!!  Somebody get me this Taj Gibson poster with the quickness.  I did not know that Taj had that in him, let alone to do it twice.  It's like Taj Gibson turned into Blake Griffin and just decided to throw down two of the most epic dunks I have ever seen.  Those dunk were so ridiculous that people aren't even talking about Ronnie Brewer's dunk on Chris Bosh, and that was serious dunk.

Get Ready for Game 5 with Yung Berg's "Derrick Rose"

 

Ok, so it's not the greatest song ever, but it's pretty awesome that a "real"(note I didn't say good) rapper made a song called "Derrick Rose".  I mean this song isn't good, but it's says a lot about how much I like Derrick Rose, that I have listened to this thing 3 times, and will probably find "Bitch I'm ballin' like Derrick Rose...Derrick Rose...Derrick Rose" rolling through my head during the game tonight.  And it is kind bad ass that they put in a sample from the Derrick Rose interview (3:15 into the video), where he asked why he couldn't win the MVP.

It's time for the Bulls to stop dicking around, they got a must win game tonight.  Let's do this.

I'm Starting to Question Wisconsin's YouTube Music Video Skills After Seeing this Brewers Rap

 

As I've blogged about before, people in Wisconsin love to make YouTube music videos about their sports teams, and I have always thought they were the best at it.  It was starting to become one of their things like beer, brats, cheese and driving slow.  But now Keith and his Brewers Rap has to go and ruin everything that the good old state of Wisconsin has built up during these last few years.  I'm going to need to see at least two more videos of "Teach Me How to Bucky" quality to forgive Wisconsin, for this abomination.

P.S. - Prince is around for one more year, so yeah it's time to fear the beer.

Lakers Have Gone Fishin'

My original plan going into the playoffs, was to reserve "Gone Fishin'" posts for teams the Bulls had eliminated, but I felt like I had to make an exception for the Lakers.  When the two time defending champs, who had been to finals the last 3 years, get swept out of the playoffs, and act like punks in the process, you have to celebrate their exit from the playoffs.