Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Who is Derrick Rose flipping off in this ad?
Adidas finally got it right with Derrick Rose in this new ad for the AdiZero 1.5. Just let his attitude shine through. You don't need Ken Jeong riding a wave runner through a swimming pool of caviar, when you have DRose just looking bad ass, and clearly flipping off the camera.
But who is that not so hidden middle finger directed at? Well from an Adidas perspective it is probably Nike, but from Derrick's perspective it is way more interesting. He will never say who that is directed at, or probably ever admit that he is flipping off anybody in this video, but we know better. This video goes out to everyone that didn't believe he was ready to be superstar and run his own team. It goes out to all the so called "superstars" who are leaving there teams to go somewhere else where they have a better chance to win. And most of all it goes out to anyone who is going to get in the Bulls way come playoff time this year.
Predator: The Musical - The first musical I would ever go see live
This needs to be made into an actual musical. Arnold is available now and I'm sure you can get Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Carl Weathers. So there is no reason this shouldn't happen. I would never go to almost any musicals, they might be good, I will just never go. You need something like this to get people like me into the world of musical theatre or at least to get our money once.
Guys, just think of how impressed your dates will be when you tell them you are taking them to a musical, especially one with this much star power. That is why this needs to happen. So Broadway or Nathan Lane or whoever is in charge of making musicals, make this happen with the quickness.
QB Trick shot videos are the new basketball trick shot videos
First off, let me say that Alex Tanney here made some nice throws, and it is really too bad for him that NFL teams don't draft quarterbacks off of trick shot videos, because he would be at least 2nd round pick.
A few year ago we started seeing beer pong and basketball trick shots and now this is the second football trick shot video in a couple weeks. So the question is what is next? Golf? Soccer? Tennis? Lacrosse? Bass Fishing?
I'll tell you what it is going to be, bags or cornhole or whatever you want to call it. Because as soon as it gets warm enough I'm going to make the greatest bags trick shot tape ever. Just chucking bags out of moving cars and off 4th floor balconies. It might take me a week to put together two minutes of video, but I'm going to do it. Right now I am just working on my turn around and look at the camera like I knew that shot was going in the whole time face. Oh and I'm trying to pick out a really hard rap song to use as the background music.
Sorry Bruce, it's time for you to go
In case you haven't noticed the Illinois Men's Basketball team is in a free fall of sorts. They have lost 8 of their last 12 games and it appears that Bruce Weber does not know how to fix it. Last night he started Crandall Head who has only played in 13 games this year against the number 3 team in the country, Ohio State and needless to say it didn't turn out well. Head scored 2 points in 16 minutes of play and the Illini lost in a blowout.
Why did Bruce do this? Well it goes back to his rough relationship with Demetri McCamey. The two often don't see eye to eye and butt heads during the week and during games. Don't get me wrong though, McCamey has plenty of blame to take here, but he isn't the coach of the team. It is Bruce's job to fix this whether it is with McCamey or without him. This isn't just about McCamey though, the other two seniors on the team, Tisdale and Davis have also both regressed this year as well.
The Illini basketball program has been on a downward slope for the last few years and this was supposed to be the come back year. They get good recruits, but they never seem to develop them into star players. There is no reason that they shouldn't be in the top 3 of the Big 10 every year with their recruiting base and the players they bring in. That has to be the responsibility of somebody. So, sorry Bruce, from all accounts you are a great guy and I love your high pitched-raspy voice, but after this season it is time for you to go.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
"No it ain’t. That’s human crap." - Dusty Baker proves Wrigley is a shit hole
In 2003, he came within five outs of the World Series. In 2004, he narrowly missed the playoffs despite finishing with a better record than the season before. Get full coverage of spring training in Arizona and see a map of team sites.
In 2006, he was fired. And losing his job wasn’t the worst insult. Not even close.
“At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day,” Baker said Monday morning. “That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’”
In Dusty we Trusty. Dusty just has a never ending story about all the shit that went down while he was in Chicago, but he never seemed to have any proof of it. I would love to see a picture of this pile of shit, so I can decide whether I think it is human shit or dog shit.
And if it was human shit there are way too many suspects to possibly figure out who it is. First you have any one of the pitchers who Dusty ruined the career of (I can just picture Mark Prior and his giant calves popping a squat in the dugout) and if thats the case its only a matter of time before Johnny Cueto or Edinson Volquez drop a deuce in Dusty's standing spot in Cincinnati. You also have any White Sox fans who would want to desecrate that shit hole of stadium that everybody loves. And finally you have any Cubs fan who just hated the crap out of Dusty, which was all of them.
My guess is a Cubs fan who had access to the stadium and felt like a big steamy pile was the best way to pay Dusty for his years of shitty coaching. Or maybe just a dog, because Dusty is a paranoid dumbass and there is no way he smart enough to tell the difference between human and dog shit.
Shocking News!!! The Situation might be a cokehead
MTV is oblivious to the cocaine allegations, but a few sources have been quoted to say that the cast of Jersey Shore are veterans at dodging MTV’s film crews when they want to. Radar Online knows the identity of the Jersey Shore cast member that is allegedly buying the drugs (in Miami it was incredibly easy to do), but they have not published it publicly.
We have a feeling we know who it was buying all the coke for the Jersey Shore cast in Miami, but we’re not about to give that out as the situation is pretty obvious in the photos above. Whoops.
Wait!? Cast members of the Jersey Shore are on drugs!? Shut up, just shut up. You mean a group of people who talk openly about juicing and are constantly drinking and partying might be doing some blow. That doesn't even take into account the violent moods swings and the fact that nobody seems to ever go to bed before sunrise. If you had a friend acting like them you would be planning an intervention right now.
I mean it has seemed pretty obvious for awhile that Ronnie and the Situation are on something and you can't really be that shocked if any of them have been ripping lines in the upstairs of Karma. But I will be heart broken if my guy, Pauly D was involved, I wouldn't be shocked, just heart broken.
NY Knicks acquire LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony
Truthfully though, this could have been worse for Carmelo, he could have went to the Nets. The Knicks are at least a decent team and have a good foundation for the future now. Especially since they also picked up, old as balls, Chauncey Billups in the trade, who will be pretty good for a year or so, and then great trade bait. This year though, the Knicks are just slightly better but they still aren't winning a first round series against the Bulls, Celtics or Heat, so all the New York media should calm the fuck down.
If the playoffs started today the Bulls and Knicks would play in the first round, which would be awesome, but the Bulls would still win that series in at most 6 games. Well at most 5 games if LaLa tells Carmelo he can't play because they need to go antique shopping during game 3.
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