I can no longer defend Tom Brady's hair

 

I don't think there is a bigger Tom Brady fan in the city of Chicago than me and even I cannot defend this terrible hairstyle.  And that is saying a lot coming from a guy who doesn't exactly have a full head of hair.  I mean, he is starting to really look like a lesbian.  It must be what Gisele wants.  It is the only thing that can explain this.

How do his teammates feel about this?  It has to be pretty hard for his teammates to take him seriously as a leader when he looks like this.  But seriously, what happened to Stetson ad Tom Brady?  That was someone I could really get behind...eh...yeah...I totally didn't mean it like that.

"The world is better now because the Heat is losing" - Dwyane Wade

You said it Dwyane, not me.  I never thought I would watch a YouTube montage of missed NBA shots and enjoy it, but I was wrong.  My only problem with the video is the music.  I have no clue what message the maker of the video is trying to send.  Is he saying that Soulja Boi and the Heat both suck?  I personally would have gone with "The Heat is On" by Glen Frey as some sarcastic background music.

PS - I can't believe 35 people clicked "dislike" on the video for "The Heat is On".  It's an absolute outrage.

Not a good weekend for the Knight family

Bobby Knight drops a "chickenshit" on College GameDay and his son Pat Knight gets fired from his job as Texas Tech basketball coach, the job he inherited from his dad.  It just sucks, because these guys are so classy and don't deserve anything like this.

PS - That was sarcasm.  They are both raging douche missiles.

El Heat cried after losing to Los Bulls

Huffington Post All of these tough losses are apparently getting to some of the Miami Heat players.

After the Heat lost their fourth straight game on Sunday, some of the players were reportedly very emotional in the locker room.

According to Ira Winderman of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Spoelstra said: "There are a couple of guys crying there in the locker room." Brian Windhorst of ESPN also confirmed the report.

It has been a rough stretch for Miami. The Chicago Bulls beat the Heat by one point after both LeBron James and Dwyane Wade missed shots in the final seconds.

On Friday, the San Antonio Spurs gave the Heat their worst loss of the season, crushing them 125-95.

Miami gave up a 24-point lead in the third quarter the previous night against Orlando. The Magic pulled off an amazing comeback to win 99-96 after Chris Bosh and LeBron missed 3-point attempts in the final seconds. 

I can't even comprehend grown ass men crying after losing a regular season basketball game.  I kind of get it when it is a college kid who just lost his last game as a senior and is never going to play basketball again, but these guys are pros, and need to act like it.  

My big question here is, who are the "couple of guys crying"? I think we can safely say that one of them is Bosh, since he cried after the Orlando game.  The other guy is trickier.  It has to be someone who has a lot at stake, since it made him cry, so that rules out the role players.  I don't think a guy like Dwyane Wade, who has already won a championship, is going to cry after any regular season game.  So it has to be Lebron.  He has proven himself as a sore loser in the past and this goes along with that image perfectly. 

I would love to know what guys around the league think about this. I know what I think.  Next time it is Noche Latina, the NBA should issue La Heat jerseys to the team from Miami.

ChicagBro of the Week: Charlie Sheen...Duh

I know he really has nothing to do with sports (except "winning"), and nothing to do with Chicago, but he is definitely a Bro and I bet he was the number one topic of conversation in the city this week. So, Charlie Sheen, the man with tiger blood and Adonis DNA is the ChicagBro of the Week.

Personally, I'm kind of over this whole Charlie Sheen thing, but I wanted him to be able to accept this honor while he was still alive, so it was really now or never.  And with that I am retiring all Charlie Sheen related posts.

Lebron hits Bosh in the face...Heat blow 24 point lead...Bosh cries

Chris Bosh cried like a bitch after the Heat-Magic game last night.  Why did he cry? It probably had something to do with playing a crappy game, his team blowing a 24 point lead, realizing the Heat can't beat good teams and Lebron hitting him in the face.

Whatever the reason, it wasn't a good enough reason for a grown man to cry.  I know if I was him, I would claim that pass from Lebron hit me right in the nose and my eyes were just watering.  Nobody would believe him, but they may at least say, "Oh, I understand", before they turn around and make fun of him.

Well, after a performance like this, you know what time it is... PLAY THE MUSIC!

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Rasual Buter is a Bull and is all about WINNING

 

As expected the Bulls signed Rasual Butler. He isn't good and I don't really know how he helps the team, except as depth towards the end of the bench.  At least it seems like he signed with the Bulls because he wants to win...or maybe he just has tiger blood and Adonis DNA.