The 2011 Adam Dunn Highlight Reel

 

I can't believe this is even 13 seconds long.  Well, no worries White Sox fans, I'm sure Robin Ventura with his 0 days of managing experience will have Adam Dunn crushing 40 home runs next year.

Taiwan Breaks Down the NBA Lockout

 

God bless the people of Taiwan (yes, I assume the entire country made this video) and their amazing informational videos.  I thought I had a pretty good grasp on what was going on with the NBA lockout, but this video really helped me understand some crucial aspects of what is really going on.  Here are the most important things I learned from this video that I didn’t already know about the lockout.

Jay Cutler's Crazy Pink Pants Swag

Oh, alright, cue all the Cutler haters.  Look at that moron.  He is back together with that reality whore Kristen Cavalari (when we all know he should be dating LC instead) and he is wearing totally "gay" pink pants. He should be practicing instead of wearing pink pants in public.  Worst quarterback ever. 

Well not so fast my friends.

NUTSHOT!!!

That's right.  You come down to Champaign and you are gonna get kneed in the groin and sent home with a loss.  One game suspension...well worth it.  I-L-L

Marion Barber Flips on his Face

Even when the Bears win, they screw up something and in this case it is the celebration.  In case you didn’t notice Marion Barber decided it was an awesome idea to do a back flip after he scored a touchdown in the Bears 34-29 victory over the Panthers on Sunday.  Well, it might have been an even more awesome idea if Marion Barber could do a back flip.  Check out the video after the jump to see what I mean.

Vaya Con Dios Ozzie

Well that was one crazy ride.  For those of you that haven’t heard, Ozzie Guillen has been traded to the Florida Marlins for two minor leaguers, ending the most entertaining managerial reign in Chicago baseball history.  I’m pretty sure that is an indisputable fact.  He gave us 2 division titles, 1 AL Pennant, 1 World Series title, about 100 crazy news stories, and about 1,000 insane unintelligible quotes.  I don’t know another manager that put up numbers like that.

I'M BACK

Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for … eh … um … months. 

Ok, it’s been awhile but I think it’s time for this blog to revived.  My tens of fans have been clamoring for the blog to come back and I can’t let them down.  I’ll figure out a way to keep the blog rolling while actually having a full time job (I’m not, not writing this blog at work and emailing it to myself).  Instead of a few posts a day, like in the glory days, it’s going to be a few posts a week.