Revenge is a dish best served (really) cold

During the Snowtorious B.I.G. that hit last week the city bonded together.  People helped other push cars, neighbors shoveled streets together and then this bitch steals a guys shovel.  Well guess what she got everything deserved.  Dude just goes balls out and buries her car with his snowblower, and let me tell you I would have done the exact same thing and then if she cleaned it off I would have found the car and buried it again.  


It turns out someone anonymously returned the snow shovel in the ally the next day.  Which is amazing. This guy is going to be telling this story for the rest of his life.  And for the rest of us we learned an important lesson here, revenge is always awesome and totally fulfilling.

Get off Stacey's nuts!!!

     Stacey King has been straight up killing it this year.  He is easily the best basketball announcer out there right now and people are starting to take notice.  Including ESPN and TNT announcers who are stealing Stacey's line.  First Mark Jackson busts out the "Too Big, Too Strong, Too Fast, Too Good" line, but luckily Van Gundy called him out and kept him in line.  But now McHale busts it out and he just goes unchecked.  These analysts need get off Stacey's nuts.  They need to come up with their own stuff.  I know its hard to compete when Stacey is spitting straight fire every Bulls game, but get in the lab and get to work and maybe you will come with something half as good.  Leave Stacey's stuff alone or at least give the man some credit.  Did you not get the memo?

PS - I wanna go higher!!!

Is this going to be a real jersey?

It turns out that yesterday Jordan ran in some full court scrimmages at Bobcats practice and it has everybody talking.  Is the greatest basketball player ever getting ready for a comeback?  Well sorry to burst everyones bubble, but he's not.  There is no way.  MJ might be a lot of things, but when it comes to basketball he is not stupid.


Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure 48 year old MJeff can still drop 30 in a game, he's still got the shot and he's still got the hypercompetitiveness (I think I made that word up), but the problem is to paraphrase Stacey King... 2 old, 2 slow, 2 fat.  At most he would be able to play like 10 minutes a game and he would definitely break down during the season.  Oh and he was slow as balls when he was on the Wizards, so if you think he is faster now, you are dead wrong.  He wouldn't be able to cover anybody, Keith Bogans would probably drop at least 8 points on him a game, and if you can't hold Bogans under  you shouldn't be on the court.




With all that said, I would love to see him try.  He already tainted his legacy when he came back for the Wizards, and it would be awesome to see him drop 30 on the Cavs or Nets.  Its just too bad he would have to play for the Bobcats, imagine him on a playoff team on the court with the time winding down, you just know Stan Van Gundy or Mike D'antoni would be shitting their pants.