Bears 2011 Schedule Is Out, and I Love It

 

Everybody is saying the Bears have a tough schedule, but I disagree, this schedule is perfect.   People are sleeping on the lockout and the possibility that this season isn't gonna start on time.  Which means those three tough games to start the year, (vs Atlanta, @New Orleans, vs Green Bay) probably aren't gonna happen.  Oh yeah, and the Bears are also a "road team" in England, against the Bucs, which is really a neutral site.

Nicki Minaj Giving a Nashty Lap Dance

If anybody really needs Nicki Minaj's comically gigantic ass in his face, it's Steve Nash (or me).  I mean A'mare left him all alone in Phoenix, he missed the playoffs, and he got divorced a month ago.  Oh, and the reason he got divorced was because his wife gave birth to his (now former) teammate, Jason Richardson's baby.  Which he didn't know about until he saw the baby for the first time, and let's just say, it didn't really look like him.  So yeah, Steve Nash deserves this lap dance, and many more.