The Masters Was Ridiculously Awesome

The Masters yesterday was amazing and that's saying a lot coming from me.  I'm not some kind of golf super fan.  I'm a terrible golfer who only watches golf on TV for three different reasons; it's Sunday at the Masters and Tiger is in the mix, it's the last day of the Ryder Cup (because I love watching the USA take on an entire continent), and the third is if it is windy as fuck at the British Open and I get to see professional golfers look like fools (and throw in the bonus of ridiculous 140 foot putts if its on a links course).  So I got a treat yesterday when I saw that Tiger was tearing it up on the front nine.

Indestructible Pirates Fan Gets Beaten and Tasered Three Times

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!  There is nothing better than a good USA chant.  Well except watching this beast of a man take a tasering like nobody ever has before.  Just mocking the cop and doing a fake "I'm being electrocuted" shake right in his face.  Then the cop cracks him in the neck with a billy club and he doesn't even flinch.  I counted three taser shots and and multiple shots from the billy club, and I think this guy could have taken way more.  I think he was just bored, so he decided to go down.