Hey bro, if you know you throw like fucking Bret Saberhagen, you might want to check if someone is standing right next to you before you try to sidearm that shit back onto the field. But really it's not his fault that the Cubs have that stupid tradition of throwing opposing teams' home runs back on the field. I never understood it at all. It's not like Albert Pujols sees them throw it back and is all, "Gosh dang it, I hit the ball out of the park, why did those jerks throw it back", and gets rattled for the rest of the game. It doesn't do anything but make Cubs fans have to give back there once in a lifetime home run ball.
