Thursday, February 24, 2011

Bulls vs Heat tonight, both teams at full strength, let's do this


It seems like the Bulls and the Heat were the only teams that didn't make trade deadline deals today, but that benefits the fans tonight because we get Bulls vs Heat in Chicago tonight with full rosters and no excuses.  The Bulls beat the Heat 99-96 on January 15th in Chicago the first time the two teams played, but neither Joakim Noah or Lebron James played in the game. 

So let's see how these teams match up at full strength tonight.  Who will cover Rose for the Heat?  How will the Bulls try to stop Lebron and Wade when they are on the court together? Can the Heat rebound against the Bulls healthy front court? Will Lebron dance around on the court like a little bitch again? Let's see if we get some answers tonight.

Oh wait, there is a Cubs billboard with Paul Konerko on it


Cubs fans, get your tickets to see Paulie, Adam Dunn, Gordon Beckham and the rest of the 2011 AL Central Champs.

PS - I know this is a hack job. I don't even have photoshop on my computer. So suck it.

Year 2: Come see Jeter and Pujols at Wrigley


Well, well, well, oh how the tables have turned. For years Cubs fans have made fun of the White Sox advertising campaigns, especially the famed "The Kids Can Play" campaign (PS, the Sox are "All In" this year), even making fun of the fact that the White Sox needed ad campaigns at all. 

They said that Cubs fans are the greatest fans in the world, they don't need ads to tell them to go watch their team.  Well they got that part right, because these ads aren't about going to see their team at all. So Cubs "fans", go get your Jeter and Pujols tickets, maybe even snag some Lincecum or Braun tickets while you are shopping because we know you don't want to buy any Colvin and DeWitt tickets.

I know it would never happen, but I would seriously shit my pants with excitement if the Cubs made an Adam Dunn billboard. Oh and I also know that Cubs still are going to outdraw the White Sox this year, but at least I don't have to look at White Sox billboards with Joe Mauer on them.

PS - The Cubs should save that Pujols ad for next year when he is on the team.