Good god, that's Snooki's music!!!

Guysim - WWE continues its march to April 3rd’s WrestleMania XXVII. And they’re not messing around in terms of booking the big names…first The Rock returns, then “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and, now, “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi will bring her immense athletic talents and propensity to get punched in the face into a WrestleMania XXVII match in Atlanta, Georgia.

Hold the phone.  Snooki, the Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin are going to be at Wrestlemania!?  Get the fuck out of here.  This sounds like pretty much the best fake sporting event ever and if I was 10 years old I would be begging my parents to order this on pay-per-view.

Seriously though, what is Snooki going to do in the ring besides pulling hair and throwing pickles at people?  I really hope that Snooki gets her ass kicked and then JWoww just comes out of nowhere and starts beating bitches up.  It's the only way this match can be somewhat believable.

Thank you New Jersey...Bulls tied for first

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The Nets beat the Celtics last night 88-79 and I am almost as Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks is in that video.  Why?  Because the Bulls are now tied with the Celtics for first place in the East with 17 games left in the season and that #1 seed in the East is a big deal this year.  I mean which path would you rather have in the playoffs?  Indiana, Orlando and homecourt vs Miami/Boston or Philly/New York, Miami and on the road in game 7 against Boston.  The first option is clearly better, especially for a young team like the Bulls that plays much better at home.

And how about Kris Humphries just destroying that little bitch, Rondo, on the backcourt screen. Rondo, you gotta keep your head on a swivel bro.




PS - There has to be something magic (besides the obvious) about Kim Kardashian's ass.  I mean Reggie Bush wins the Super Bowl, the Cowboys season falls apart after Miles Austin breaks up with her, and now Kris Humphries.  Dude was a journeyman NBA player for 7 years, starts dating Kim Kardashian and is all of a sudden putting up 18 point 15 rebound games on the reg.  I'm telling you, there is something magic about it.