Breaking News: Old guy hates rap music

Politico - Alan Simpson might need to freshen up on his pop culture.
The co-chairman of President Obama’s deficit commission tried to scold the elderly on Monday for complaining about their Social Security funds being targeted, but instead he found himself making a reference to “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.”
“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

Somebody needs to get this old guy some new rap music to listen to.  I mean, Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg were cool like 10 years ago.  I'm gonna send this guy a mix CD with some Poopay Fiasco and Piss Khalifa on it. I think he might be into them.

PS - He is right.  Kids don't send thank you cards anymore.

Tom Brady needs to get out of Brazil ASAP

Tom!!!  What are you doing!?  You need to get out of Brazil as fast as you can, before you embarrass yourself anymore.  Stop dancing and get yourself to a barber shop and ask them to give you a men's haircut.

A crazy buzzer beater to get you ready for the NCAA Tournament

The NCAA Tournament is approaching fast, so we need to get used to seeing some buzzer beaters, and this one doesn't disappoint.  I know, I know, the kid traveled, but he is obviously a star player and you don't call a travel on the star player at the end of the game.  It's like Jordan pushing down Bryon Russell before he made the shot to win the championship in '98. You just let history happen.  Oh yeah, and if the ref did call traveling there a parent probably would have murdered him.