Tom Brady Looks Ridiculous...Again

 

It has been getting harder and harder to be the #1 Tom Brady fan in Chicago and this picture certainly isn’t helping at all.  What are you doing here, Tom?  You look like a fool.  I mean if you insist on riding a water slide during the lockout, at least lay down on it so you can go as fast as possible.  What’s the point of a water slide anyway if you are just gonna sit up and go slow?  You might as well have just stayed in the lazy river. 

Tom Brady needs to get out of Brazil ASAP

Tom!!!  What are you doing!?  You need to get out of Brazil as fast as you can, before you embarrass yourself anymore.  Stop dancing and get yourself to a barber shop and ask them to give you a men's haircut.

I can no longer defend Tom Brady's hair

 

I don't think there is a bigger Tom Brady fan in the city of Chicago than me and even I cannot defend this terrible hairstyle.  And that is saying a lot coming from a guy who doesn't exactly have a full head of hair.  I mean, he is starting to really look like a lesbian.  It must be what Gisele wants.  It is the only thing that can explain this.

How do his teammates feel about this?  It has to be pretty hard for his teammates to take him seriously as a leader when he looks like this.  But seriously, what happened to Stetson ad Tom Brady?  That was someone I could really get behind...eh...yeah...I totally didn't mean it like that.