It has been getting harder and harder to be the #1 Tom Brady fan in Chicago and this picture certainly isn’t helping at all. What are you doing here, Tom? You look like a fool. I mean if you insist on riding a water slide during the lockout, at least lay down on it so you can go as fast as possible. What’s the point of a water slide anyway if you are just gonna sit up and go slow? You might as well have just stayed in the lazy river.
And I don’t mean to beat a dead horse, but, the hair. I have finally come to grips with the fact that Tom is keeping the long hair and really if I got hair plugs, I would probably be so excited about having hair, that I would grow it long too, but he looks like an idiot. Did he go to Giselle’s stylist and ask for the “Oompa Loompa”?
P.S. – It’s is only a matter of time before some Jets fan photoshops three dicks into this picture.
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