ChicagBro of the Week: Anyone not associated with Illini hoops

Way to make one shot in the last 12 minutes assholes.  This team does not deserve to be in the NCAA Tournament, I don't care what their RPI or SOS is.  I can't wait until everybody on this team graduates after this year and Bruce gets fired.  CAN'T WAIT.

Wofford is dancing (like bernie)

BarstoolU - That clip that they keep repeating of #5 starting the Bernie up cracks me up every fucking time.   Just love these videos of hoops teams winning their conference tourneys and going absolutely bonkers.    Pure jubilation.    Like not to be a downer but it’s never gonna get much better than this.  Just hooping it up with your boys heading to the big dance Bernie dancing like a motherfucker.

It looks like Wofford is officially my favorite team in the tournament that has no chance to win a game this year, and I found my official dance of St. Patrick's Day 2011.

Barkley calls Billy Packer a jackass

Guyism - Charles Barkley has been focusing his rants lately on the Miami Heat and their struggles. But he took time last night to address some of the comments former CBS broadcaster Billy Packer made to USA Today about the new tournament TV format. If you recall, last year, Turner Broadcasting announced a partnership with CBS to air tournament games across three of their stations. Packer thinks that the lack of knowledge from some of the NBA crew, like Barkley, will hurt the tournament in the long run.
Needless to say, Barkley didn’t waste time responding to Packer calling him a jackass and telling him to shut the hell up. A sentiment that is shared by many. 

More Barkley is just more better.  NCAA basketball fans should be excited for Barkley and the TNT crew to get their hands on the NCAA Tournament.  They are the best in the business.  They might not know the NCAA as much as some other people, but they really know basketball and will tell it like is.  I mean we have known Billy Packer was a jackass for years and nobody has said it, and Barkley got that out of the way before the first NCAA telecast.

PS - It is inevitable that somebody gets pissed off because Barkley criticizes an "amateur" athlete too harshly and Barkley won't apologize for it.  I can't wait.

Is Tim Lincecum just smoking weed right in our face?

Youtube - From Another life twin brothers, Tim Lincecum could give to his twin fan Luiz , a San Francisco taxi driver, a milion dollars to make his dreams come true and soon "JOINT" him for the world biggest soccer tournament event that will take place and his home born country , Rio de Janeiro Brazil. Making friends around the world. Way to go...

Don't shit a shitter.  That is clearly Tim Lincecum doing a terrible accent in this video, not some twin brother from another mother named Luiz.  He is just smoking a joint in the world's face with his bong and bag of weed on the table.  This shouldn't really shock anybody, though.  Dude is clearly a pothead and doesn't really apologize for it.


If that isn't Tim, it has to be the kid from Dazed and Confused, right?  Well, that is at least probably Tim's best defense when MLB knocks on his door.