Great wrestler, great outfits, great mic skills and great Slim Jim spokesman. Oooooh yeeeaaaahhhh...Macho Man, you will be missed. I hope you and Miss Elizabeth are together in that big squared circle in the sky.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Carlos Boozer is as Bad at Rapping as Playing Defense
"Mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2.
Mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2.
Dream, believe it, do it...let's go,
Already know I cross 'em over, take 'em to the hole.
Look back, thank God, look forward trust God.
That's why when I'm in the paint, you know I go hard.
Might go baseline one time in the future,
Run back down the court, like you know it was Boozer.
I used to be another lil' fella with some hoop dreams,
Now I got the game laced up...shoestrings."
They aren't saying Boooooooozer, they are just booing. This is just terrible and only accentuated by the fact that, Twista raps after him, and Twista can actually...you know...rap. At least he closed with his best line, so that you might forget the rest of the crap before it.
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