Carlos Boozer is as Bad at Rapping as Playing Defense

 

"Mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2.

Mic check 1-2-1-2, mic check 1-2-1-2.

Dream, believe it, do it...let's go,

Already know I cross 'em over, take 'em to the hole.

Look back, thank God, look forward trust God.

That's why when I'm in the paint, you know I go hard.

Might go baseline one time in the future,

Run back down the court, like you know it was Boozer.

I used to be another lil' fella with some hoop dreams,

Now I got the game laced up...shoestrings."

They aren't saying Boooooooozer, they are just booing.  This is just terrible and only accentuated by the fact that, Twista raps after him, and Twista can actually...you know...rap.  At least he closed with his best line, so that you might forget the rest of the crap before it.

I would have enjoyed this way more if Boozer actually rapped about stuff that he does on the court.   So if he ever decides to come out with a solo song, I have a couple ideas of things he could rap about.  He could rap about his rebounding technique, which consists of pushing guys in the back and yelling "Gimme that shit!".  Or perhaps some lines about missing layups, failing to rotate fast enough on defense and yelling "and 1!" every time he is fouled.  And of the course the song would only have three verses, because he doesn't play in the 4th.

P.S. - It was pretty sweet how Twista dropped Tom Thibodeau at the end of his verse.