Does anybody want to party with Keith Bogans? I didn't think so...

I cannot get enough of this poster or ad or whatever it is.  I mean Keith Bogans is coming home to Orlando, let's go to VAiN and party.  There are so many ridiculous things about this poster, I don't know where to start.  That's a lie, I know exactly where to start.  Who the hell wants to go to a bar because Keith Bogans is going to be there?  He is arguably the worst player on the Bulls.  Also Bogans hasn't played in Orlando since 2009, so we will just have to believe VAiN is correct and Bogans' home is in Orlando.  Also there is no way that Derrick Rose agreed to be featured on a poster for a party titled "Ladies in VAiN". If Derrick is at this party for more than 5 minutes I will be totally shocked.

Now on to some details about this party, just in case you were planning on attending. According to the poster "21+ guys preferred 18+ ladies".  I don't even know what this means. First off, what kind of place only lets 21 year old dudes in and then lets 18 year old ladies, but that isn't even the rule here, it is just preferred. I'm assuming that if a 17 year old girl dresses up she can get in here, sounds like a place Mark Sanchez would like to hang out.  Just a total creepfest. So if you fancy yourself a giant Keith Bogans fan and sexual predator who likes to target young girls, check out vainorlando.com because this is the party for you. Just remember to dress appropriately, because according to this poster the dress code is...VAIN.

Please Derrick or anybody not named Keith Bogans, don't go to this party. Nothing good can come from this.

The Blackhawks have won some games

It turns out the Blackhawks have won 5 games in a row and I think some people might start caring about hockey again. I seem to remember this Blackhawks ice hockey team being popular for about 4 months last year because they won the championship.  I guess that is cool. I mean they are from Chicago, so I should write something. Go Blackhawks, win games, get in fights, skate fast.

I'm sorry.  Everything I know about hockey comes from mid-90's video games.  I'm not Canadian. 

Bulls take page out of Charlie Sheen's book...and just keep winning

The Bulls just dominated the shit out of the Wizards last night 105-77.  The game was over before it even started. Rose dominated John Wall, and held him to 3-14 shooting while throwing sick between the leg passes to Joakim Noah on breakaways.  Wall needs to stop dancing so much and needs to focus more on winning.  

Speaking of winning. Charlie Sheen is on fire right now. I don't know how long he can keep this up, but if it's for more than another week, I will be shocked.  So we have big weeks coming up for the Bulls and Sheen.  The Bulls have road games against 3 playoff teams (Hawks, Magic, and Heat) and Sheen has to try to keep up this unbelievable winning streak going, without...well dying. Hopefully the Bulls get three big wins, and Chaz keeps winning too, or you know, gets some help, because dude is seriously fucked in the head.