Does anybody want to party with Keith Bogans? I didn't think so...

I cannot get enough of this poster or ad or whatever it is.  I mean Keith Bogans is coming home to Orlando, let's go to VAiN and party.  There are so many ridiculous things about this poster, I don't know where to start.  That's a lie, I know exactly where to start.  Who the hell wants to go to a bar because Keith Bogans is going to be there?  He is arguably the worst player on the Bulls.  Also Bogans hasn't played in Orlando since 2009, so we will just have to believe VAiN is correct and Bogans' home is in Orlando.  Also there is no way that Derrick Rose agreed to be featured on a poster for a party titled "Ladies in VAiN". If Derrick is at this party for more than 5 minutes I will be totally shocked.

Now on to some details about this party, just in case you were planning on attending. According to the poster "21+ guys preferred 18+ ladies".  I don't even know what this means. First off, what kind of place only lets 21 year old dudes in and then lets 18 year old ladies, but that isn't even the rule here, it is just preferred. I'm assuming that if a 17 year old girl dresses up she can get in here, sounds like a place Mark Sanchez would like to hang out.  Just a total creepfest. So if you fancy yourself a giant Keith Bogans fan and sexual predator who likes to target young girls, check out vainorlando.com because this is the party for you. Just remember to dress appropriately, because according to this poster the dress code is...VAIN.

Please Derrick or anybody not named Keith Bogans, don't go to this party. Nothing good can come from this.