This Mighty Ducks rap song is straight fire

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I'm not fucking around when I say this is an absolute must watch.  Mighty Ducks, Dawson's Creek, Charlie Sheen, Miami Sound Machine, it covers them all.  There is nothing more to say about this.  It speaks for itself.  I'm already eagerly awaiting Lil' Deuce Deuce's next release, whatever it is.

Heads up if you're at the office.  You might want to turn the volume down or put on some headphones.

MJ is not happy about Harrison Barnes wearing Kobes

Hey Harrison Barnes, show some respect!  You go to North Carolina, aka the University of Michael Jordan, you better be wearing Jordans at all times.  And to wear the Kobes, that is just a slap right in the G.O.A.T.'s face.  It's just a lack or respect.  MJ has got you wearing custom Jordans that only the UNC basketball team gets and you are bitchin' about not getting the "cool greys".  I can't wait until Ohio State kicks your ass.

This also raises a question.  Did Jordan commit an NCAA violation by promising them "anything they want" if they make the Final Four?  Or can he do that because he is basically Jordan Brand, which dresses them?  The NCAA is so fucked up, nothing would surprise me.

PS - What kind of ride is that Jordan is about to get on?  Some kind of street legal quad?

Getting dunked on...like a Bosh

I did not know that Rodney Stuckey had that in him, but what the fuck is Bosh doing there?  You have three options when you are about to get dunked on.  You can either block the dunk (which Bosh failed to do), foul the dude hard, or get the fuck out the way.  I personally would have gone with option three here but Bosh decided to take option number four, get dunked on, like a Bosh.

Ok, I won't delay the inevitable anymore...PLAY THE MUSIC!


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