Breaking News: Old guy hates rap music

Politico - Alan Simpson might need to freshen up on his pop culture.
The co-chairman of President Obama’s deficit commission tried to scold the elderly on Monday for complaining about their Social Security funds being targeted, but instead he found himself making a reference to “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.”
“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

Somebody needs to get this old guy some new rap music to listen to.  I mean, Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg were cool like 10 years ago.  I'm gonna send this guy a mix CD with some Poopay Fiasco and Piss Khalifa on it. I think he might be into them.

PS - He is right.  Kids don't send thank you cards anymore.