So the C.C. stands for Cap'n Crunch

NY Daily News - Turns out the secret to CC Sabathia's 25-pound weight loss this winter was another guy with the same initials.  "Not eating Cap'n Crunch every day," Sabathia revealed when asked what changes he made to his diet to help him trim down from 315 lbs. to 290 since the end of last season. "I'm actually what it says on the back of my card."

First off congrats to fatty for losing some weight in what he appears to making a contract year, nice work.  Nothing like money to motivate a person.  And I have always heard that if you stop eating an entire box of cereal in a day you will probably lose some weight, so I'm glad to see that it works.

Now on to the important stuff not covered in this article, and two things the interviewer absolutely has to ask about.  

Question 1:  How can the roof of somebody's mouth possibly take the pain of eating a box of Cap'n Crunch everyday?

Anybody who is ever eaten Cap'n Crunch knows the stuff absolutely destroys the roof of your mouth, especially if you are eating it dry.  Eating dry Cap'n Crunch is like eating razor blades, sweet delicious razor blades.  I assume CC was eating it dry since he was downing a whole box a day, so was his mouth just bleeding all over the place everyday, or did he develop a resistance to it.  Like some gross hardened scar tissue that let him eat that much Cap'n

Question 2:  How much pot do you smoke on a daily basis?

Now I know CC can't answer this because he is a professional baseball player, but there is no way that somebody that eats this much Cap'n Crunch isn't a full on pothead.  Everybody that went to college knows a few stoners and downing a whole box of Cap'n Crunch is something only a full on pothead could do.  Like if you have a kid and you suspect him of smoking weed, don't just ask him, because there is no way he will answer yes Just leave an open box of Cap'n Crunch on the counter.  If its empty when you wake up, check the roof his mouth and if its all scraped and up and bloody, your kid is a pothead. Then you can kick his ass.