Friday, March 25, 2011

Wait, the Red Sox are "All in" too!?












South Side Sox - This is probably the worst thing you will ever see in your life. I barely made it past 'Bobby Jenks' and 'awesome' before my stomach started to cramp and I had to shut it down. As the cherry on top of this steaming pile of garbage, they steal the White Sox marketing slogan for 2011.
I dare you to try and beat my record of 40 seconds.



Um, do the Red Sox, not realize that the White Sox started using an "All in" campaign back in December?  Or did this terrible rapper guy just bring this to them, like he came up with it himself?  Even if this wasn't made by the Red Sox, they obviously had some part in this.  There is no other way this guy could have gotten this kind of access to Red Sox players and personalities by himself.

Also, how the fuck are the Red Sox "all in"?  The White Sox are worried about whether they are going to draw enough fans to cover their payroll and I think the Red Sox would have to have a payroll of like $300 million for that to be an issue.  If the Red Sox were "all in" they certainly wouldn't be going into a season with Daisuke, John Lackey and fat Josh Beckett in the rotation.

And I'm not done with how bad of a rapper this little masshole is.  The Red Sox or NESN or whoever put together this video couldn't find someone who could actually somewhat rap.  They obviously had talented people working on, based on the production value.  Minimum they should have sent this dude to train in Wisconsin, because we all know they know how to make quality sports rap videos up there.

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