Catfight at Brewers Home Opener

Nothing like a little catfight to start of the baseball season.  I guess this is what happens when people tailgate before baseball games like they are football games.  Nobody likes to tailgate like people in Wisconsin.  They just love to drink beer and eat cheese outside and god loves them for it. I'm sure there are two guys doing a keg stand in a parking lot, next to a little league baseball practice in Waukesha right now.

Back to this fight.  You always bet on the person in the higher row in a stadium.  Not only do they have the high ground, but they may have paid less for their ticket, because they have less money, because they grew up in a shitty neighborhood, and therefore are tougher than the person with better seats.  Think about it, who wins in a fight, guy who spend $300 on first row seats or the guy who spent $10 on a seat in the top corner of the upper deck.  Upper deck guy always wins.  So its like a mini version of that, but when you are gambling you take every advantage you can get, even the smallest ones.

That being said if this fight played out all the way, the girl in the Braun jersey would have killed that other chick.  Braun jersey is just landing solid punches while, the other chick is blindly waving around open hands, trying to grab hair or something.

Also, what the fuck, Milwaukee!?  You can't just let that dude throw beer in that girls face and just stand there.  Somebody at least has to pull that guy away after that, if not knock him the fuck out.  I know you are all standing around with the Cosmo Kramer catfight face, but once that dude throws the beer, its time for a man fight.  Step the fuck up, Milwaukee.