In 2003, he came within five outs of the World Series. In 2004, he narrowly missed the playoffs despite finishing with a better record than the season before. Get full coverage of spring training in Arizona and see a map of team sites.
In 2006, he was fired. And losing his job wasn’t the worst insult. Not even close.
“At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day,” Baker said Monday morning. “That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’”
In Dusty we Trusty. Dusty just has a never ending story about all the shit that went down while he was in Chicago, but he never seemed to have any proof of it. I would love to see a picture of this pile of shit, so I can decide whether I think it is human shit or dog shit.
And if it was human shit there are way too many suspects to possibly figure out who it is. First you have any one of the pitchers who Dusty ruined the career of (I can just picture Mark Prior and his giant calves popping a squat in the dugout) and if thats the case its only a matter of time before Johnny Cueto or Edinson Volquez drop a deuce in Dusty's standing spot in Cincinnati. You also have any White Sox fans who would want to desecrate that shit hole of stadium that everybody loves. And finally you have any Cubs fan who just hated the crap out of Dusty, which was all of them.
My guess is a Cubs fan who had access to the stadium and felt like a big steamy pile was the best way to pay Dusty for his years of shitty coaching. Or maybe just a dog, because Dusty is a paranoid dumbass and there is no way he smart enough to tell the difference between human and dog shit.
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