NY Knicks acquire LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony

Congratulations to the Knicks for finally completing their 800 player trade and acquiring the most whipped player in the NBA, Carmelo Anthony.  As soon as Carmelo and LaLa got married last summer the rumors started that he wanted to be traded to a big market, because LaLa wanted to become some kind of reality TV star or something. Well she finally got her wish and I can't wait for the CarmeLaLa show to start on E! next fall.

Truthfully though, this could have been worse for Carmelo, he could have went to the Nets. The Knicks are at least a decent team and have a good foundation for the future now.  Especially since they also picked up, old as balls, Chauncey Billups in the trade, who will be pretty good for a year or so, and then great trade bait. This year though, the Knicks are just slightly better but they still aren't winning a first round series against the Bulls, Celtics or Heat, so all the New York media should calm the fuck down. 

If the playoffs started today the Bulls and Knicks would play in the first round, which would be awesome, but the Bulls would still win that series in at most 6 games. Well at most 5 games if LaLa tells Carmelo he can't play because they need to go antique shopping during game 3.