Oh, alright, cue all the Cutler haters. Look at that moron. He is back together with that reality whore Kristen Cavalari (when we all know he should be dating LC instead) and he is wearing totally "gay" pink pants. He should be practicing instead of wearing pink pants in public. Worst quarterback ever.
Well not so fast my friends.
You can rip Jay Cutler for a lot of things... he throws a lot of picks in the red zone, he has a really punchable face, he makes poor relationship choices, or how he sometimes just says, "Fuck it, I know this guy is covered by 8 people but I think I can squeeze this ball in there". But there are two things I will not let you question about Jay Cutler, the first is his toughness, no QB gets hit more than him...none...end of argument. The second is his crazy pink pants swag. Not only is Jay man enough to rock pink pants in public, but he is just dominating them. Just killing the classic SEC Frat boy look. Rumor states K-Cav told Dancing with the Stars that she needed to be eliminated because Jay got these hot new pink pants and being seen with Jay in these pink pants is way better than winning that crystal ball trophy thing.
Screw it I'm going to Bonobos.com and ordering 3 pairs of these things right now. Bam, Cutler swag!
Haters gonna hate, but if these pants are good enough for Jay Cutler and Andy Bernard, they are good enough for me.
PS - It's breast cancer awareness month, and Jay clearly hates breast cancer more than everybody who isn't wearing pink pants.
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