ChicagBro Sports NBA Awards for 2010-2011 Season

The NBA regular season is over and the playoffs start Saturday, but before we get to the playoffs, we have regular season awards to hand out.  Now I could wait for the actual awards to get handed out by the league, but that is no fun, and they will probably screw up something.  So let's get at it.

The French Canadian Gus Johnson Kills This Hockey Call

That's right, two days, two hockey posts.  I mean this one has nothing to do with the NHL or the Blackhawks losing last night, but it is still about hockey.  Our guy Gus Johnson would be proud of this call.  I mean sure it's only junior hockey, sure his French Canadian accent is terrible and sure it sounds like he is going through puberty, but Gus would be proud of this guy's emotion. 

Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet Is Back

That's right, this post is kind of about hockey.  My favorite part of the Hawks' championship run last year was Kaner's playoff mullet and it's back.  Really, how could it not be back?  He can't grow a playoff beard and that sweet, striped mullet brought the team good luck last year.  And they are going to need that luck this year, because it looks like Vancouver is ready to knock off the Blackhawks after losing to them in the playoffs the last two years.  As a non-hockey fan I'm pulling for the Hawks this year for all the fans in the city, and for another round of drunken Kaner stories that would come out if the Hawks can pull off an unlikely repeat.  Here is some video of Kaner and his new mullet below.

Derrick Rose Held a Personal Dunk Contest Last Night

The Bulls and Knicks were playing a close game last night until the Bulls decided they didn't want the game to be close anymore.  The Bulls came out in the second half, went on a 26-2 run and won the game easily 103-90.  No big surprise.  I just want the playoffs to start now, and the Bulls to be totally healthy when they start.  At least Derrick made the game interesting by holding his own, personal slam dunk contest.  Check out all the dunks below.

Dancing White Sox Fan Shows Off His Giant Gut

 

Thanks to Guyism

Way to keep the stereotype alive bro.  I'm trying to fight the good fight and prove that White Sox fans aren't white trash and then Shrek over here has to put on a Gordon Beckham crop top and dance around with his giant gut hanging out.  My argument has just been shattered by this video and I don't even know if I have one left.  Not to mention, I'm pretty sure that the White Sox lost last night because this guy's gut blinded Juan Pierre and made him drop that fly ball in the ninth.

The Masters Was Ridiculously Awesome

The Masters yesterday was amazing and that's saying a lot coming from me.  I'm not some kind of golf super fan.  I'm a terrible golfer who only watches golf on TV for three different reasons; it's Sunday at the Masters and Tiger is in the mix, it's the last day of the Ryder Cup (because I love watching the USA take on an entire continent), and the third is if it is windy as fuck at the British Open and I get to see professional golfers look like fools (and throw in the bonus of ridiculous 140 foot putts if its on a links course).  So I got a treat yesterday when I saw that Tiger was tearing it up on the front nine.

Indestructible Pirates Fan Gets Beaten and Tasered Three Times

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!  There is nothing better than a good USA chant.  Well except watching this beast of a man take a tasering like nobody ever has before.  Just mocking the cop and doing a fake "I'm being electrocuted" shake right in his face.  Then the cop cracks him in the neck with a billy club and he doesn't even flinch.  I counted three taser shots and and multiple shots from the billy club, and I think this guy could have taken way more.  I think he was just bored, so he decided to go down.