So That's What You Use a Pube Gun For

I really hope that dude deserved that and they were getting him back for something, because getting shot in the face by a pube cannon would really ruin your night of sleep.  I mean if they weren't getting back at him for something that was a real dick move.  Dude made it to his bed, and it's just bad fucking with drunk people etiquette, to fuck with somebody who is in bed.  If dude passed out on the ground, or even the couch, you can shit on his face for all I care, but he made it to his bed, leave him alone.  I guess they did care about him enough to put sunglasses on him, so he didn't go blind from having pubes shot in his face.