Creepy Girls Sing About Derrick Rose

Ha, and you thought all videos about NBA players had to be set to rap music.  Don't you feel foolish now?  Lexy and Stephany just sang a beautiful/terrible song about Derrick Rose being awesome and wining the MVP and they just shattered all preconceived notions on what a YouTube NBA video should be like.

Jereme Richmond Declares for NBA Draft

ChicagoBreakingSports - Back in January, amid rumors that he was considering a transfer, Illinois freshman Jereme Richmond proclaimed himself, “an Illini for life.”
It turns out he meant until April.
On Tuesday, Illinois announced that Richmond, who committed to the program prior to his freshman year of high school, will declare for the 2011 NBA Draft and will not return to Illinois.
“I enjoyed my time at the University of Illinois and would like to thank the coaching staff and my teammates for everything they've done for me,” Richmond said in a statement released by the school. “At this time, I'm ready to follow my dreams and achieve my life-long goal of playing in the NBA.”

You Deserve This If You Propose at a Baseball Game

Proposing at a baseball game is a dick move.  It's cheesy as hell and everybody is looking at the girl, so if she says "no", she looks like a super bitch.  So if you do propose to someone at a baseball game, you totally deserve to have a guy fellate a churro right behind you, during your 15 seconds of fame.

"One Shining Moment" Sucks

I don't really understand why people love the "One Shining Moment" montage so much.  Am I the only one who thinks it is cheesy as hell?  Do people just like it because it is a tradition?  That must be it, because if this was a brand new YouTube video and nobody ever heard of "One Shining Moment", this thing would get like 12 hits.  It blows.

Why Do People Like College Basketball More Than the NBA?

How about that game last night?  Oh yeah, it was terrible.  UCONN beat Butler 53-41 in what was an abortion of a National Championship game.  I was waiting for the media to talk about how it was a great defensive struggle, but shockingly they just said the game was terrible.  It's about time.  In fact most college basketball games are terrible.  Don't get me wrong I watch some college basketball (Illini games, and the NCAA Tournament), but it just kind of sucks.

My Ass, Madden 12 Will Be a Concussion Teaching Tool

ProFootballTalk - This year’s version of the Madden video game will place a new emphasis on concussions, with any player suffering a concussion being sidelined for the rest of the game, and the game announcers (Gus Johnson and Cris Collinsworth) explaining the seriousness of head injuries.
John Madden says he approves of those changes to the game that bears his name.
“Concussions are such a big thing, it has to be a big thing in the video game,” Madden told the New York Times. “It starts young kids — they start in video games. I think the osmosis is if you get a concussion, that’s a serious thing and you shouldn’t play. Or leading with the head that you want to eliminate. We want that message to be strong.”

Derrick Rose Invited James Johnson to a Block Party

Get that weak shit out of here!  And that is exactly why the Bulls gave up on James Johnson in less than 2 years.  He has no basketball IQ, what so ever.  You have to give that ball up there on the 2 on 1 break.  Especially when the other guy on the break is Demar Derozan, the man who would have won the dunk contest this year, if it wasn't a prop-dunk contest. 

Oh yeah, the Bulls just keep rolling along.  Up 2.5 on the Heat for the 1 seed, with 6 games left.