Lebron's Mom Is Out of Control

Yahoo Sports - The mother of Miami Heat basketball star LeBron James(notes) was arrested by Miami Beach police after she reportedly assaulted a valet worker because it was taking too long to have her car delivered.
Police said Gloria James had a strong odor of alcohol on her breath and her eyes were bloodshot when officers arrived at the hotel about 4:47 a.m. Thursday.

Police said several witnesses supported valet worker Sorel Rockfeller’s account of the alleged assault.
Gloria James was taken to the Miami Beach Police Department, where she was issued a Promise to Appear on charges of simple battery and disorderly conduct. A police report says she was released to Miami Heat executive Steve Stowe.

Gloria James pleaded no contest to DUI and other charges in 2006.

The Carlos Quentin Saves the Day

No Dunn, no pitching, no defense, no problem.  Carlos Quentin aka Quper Man aka TCQ aka The Carlos Quentin saves the day.  He went 4 for 6, with a home run in the 8th, a 2 run double to take the lead in the ninth, and a double that led to him scoring the winning run in the 12th.  TCQ was AL Player of the Week last week, and it looks like he wants to run it back this week.

Catfight at Brewers Home Opener

Nothing like a little catfight to start of the baseball season.  I guess this is what happens when people tailgate before baseball games like they are football games.  Nobody likes to tailgate like people in Wisconsin.  They just love to drink beer and eat cheese outside and god loves them for it. I'm sure there are two guys doing a keg stand in a parking lot, next to a little league baseball practice in Waukesha right now.

Creepy Girls Sing About Derrick Rose

Ha, and you thought all videos about NBA players had to be set to rap music.  Don't you feel foolish now?  Lexy and Stephany just sang a beautiful/terrible song about Derrick Rose being awesome and wining the MVP and they just shattered all preconceived notions on what a YouTube NBA video should be like.

Jereme Richmond Declares for NBA Draft

ChicagoBreakingSports - Back in January, amid rumors that he was considering a transfer, Illinois freshman Jereme Richmond proclaimed himself, “an Illini for life.”
It turns out he meant until April.
On Tuesday, Illinois announced that Richmond, who committed to the program prior to his freshman year of high school, will declare for the 2011 NBA Draft and will not return to Illinois.
“I enjoyed my time at the University of Illinois and would like to thank the coaching staff and my teammates for everything they've done for me,” Richmond said in a statement released by the school. “At this time, I'm ready to follow my dreams and achieve my life-long goal of playing in the NBA.”

You Deserve This If You Propose at a Baseball Game

Proposing at a baseball game is a dick move.  It's cheesy as hell and everybody is looking at the girl, so if she says "no", she looks like a super bitch.  So if you do propose to someone at a baseball game, you totally deserve to have a guy fellate a churro right behind you, during your 15 seconds of fame.

"One Shining Moment" Sucks

I don't really understand why people love the "One Shining Moment" montage so much.  Am I the only one who thinks it is cheesy as hell?  Do people just like it because it is a tradition?  That must be it, because if this was a brand new YouTube video and nobody ever heard of "One Shining Moment", this thing would get like 12 hits.  It blows.